h0odrich:

fffcuk:

autosuficiencia:

In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.

can someone explain the joke

how to spot a gringa in 2 seconds

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

ocular-pondscum:

beautifulnobody:

dayinthelifeofchris:

thatawkwarddisneymoment:

That awkward moment when the cactus turns into a llama. 

OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE HOW COULD THAT SLIP BY OMG WHAT?!

OH MY GOD

HOW?!?!

imp3r-fecti0ns:

natvvolff:

pinkcarrot341:

natvvolff:

lleger:

natvvolff:

hello. my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.

ignor 4 satan

reblog 4 good

I would just like to point out this picture isn’t legit, and this girl is bullshitting to get popular on Tumblr.

If you look at the background along with her shirt, you can see she used photo booth or something to make her face look wider….. just sayin….

my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.

this picture is such bullshit. Its obvious that the person cut their face in half and made a mirror of it. 

If you’re gonna Photoshop something, do it right dumbass, and don’t try to turn it into a sob story. It is not funny.

my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.

ok are you kidding me. look at her. look at lindo. she already has so much to go though. she has no fucking nipples. everyday people laugh at her. EVERY FUCKING DAY. she posted this thinking she’d be safe here, because tumblr is supposed to be a safe place, what with all the anti bullying and whatnot. and yet here you guys are. judging her. ridiculing her. hating on her for trying to get her life story out. all she wants is for someone to listen and this is what she gets. you guys make me sick. lindo we will never forget. #prayforlindo

casandthecumberbabes:

lampfaced:

nutrifitblr:

….what

Hot ice, everyone. Or supersaturation. I’ve done this in a lab and it is fun as hell. I’m going to explain the process of what the thing I did was, and assume it applies to what is going on in this gif. If I am wrong someone let me know.

I’m going to guess this is sodium acetate, as that’s what I worked with. You can make it with baking soda and vinegar. You very slowly add bits of baking soda to the vinegar and stir between additions - slow enough that you don’t get the volcano effect that kids love to make. Once the baking soda has been added, you boil it to further concentrate it, and stop boiling once a film has started to form over the surface. Covering the liquid to prevent evaporation and cooling it results in a supercooled liquid - a liquid that is actually at a temperature below its melting point. Something as simple as touching it - either with a fingertip or with another crystal, which could be what the ‘ice cube’ in the gif is - should activate the exothermic reaction that results in instant crystallization. And the crystals will be warm to the touch. Hence the name ‘hot ice’.

SCIENCE!

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no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know

ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

falloutwookie:

I feel like everyone on the internet needs to see this